It's been a pretty long time, yeah. I've been writing other things, and grading papers, and teaching writing classes, and being a TA, and working on my Masters, and working at Whole Foods, and watching TV. I've been playing a lot of Earthbound, of course, like usual. It's what I do.
So I thought I'd do this as quickly as possible and then get back to grading stuff.
DOGS
"You haven't rode in my car before so you don't know what I do, do you?" Jeremy asked Janelle.
"What do you do?" She asked.
Cars whipped by on both sides. He inched forward and backwards out of the spot, like a dog wiggling its butt.
"I sing. That's what I do."
He accidentally sung the N word. Janelle is black.
"I didn't know you felt like that."
"It's a lyric in the song! That's not how I feel. I'm just singing along."
"No no no no, you're racist."
"How can I be racist? I like the music."
"That's like saying you have black friends so you can't be racist."
"But I do have black friends! And I'm not racist."
He expected her to thank him for the ride.
They showed up at the party.
He normally wouldn't have been home on a Saturday night at all. With all of this free time on his hands, he ended up using most of it to play videogames.
So I thought I'd do this as quickly as possible and then get back to grading stuff.
DOGS
"You haven't rode in my car before so you don't know what I do, do you?" Jeremy asked Janelle.
"What do you do?" She asked.
Cars whipped by on both sides. He inched forward and backwards out of the spot, like a dog wiggling its butt.
"I sing. That's what I do."
He accidentally sung the N word. Janelle is black.
"I didn't know you felt like that."
"It's a lyric in the song! That's not how I feel. I'm just singing along."
"No no no no, you're racist."
"How can I be racist? I like the music."
"That's like saying you have black friends so you can't be racist."
"But I do have black friends! And I'm not racist."
He expected her to thank him for the ride.
They showed up at the party.
He normally wouldn't have been home on a Saturday night at all. With all of this free time on his hands, he ended up using most of it to play videogames.
